- Do you know where you are? - No
You're at La Bocca Della Verita Ooh
"The Mouth of Truth"
Gregory Peck Roman Holiday
Legend has it--
That it you tell it a lie...
and you put your hand in there--
It will be bitten...
off
And then Audrey Hepburn says "Oh, what a horrible idea"
Gregory Peck says "Let's see you do it"
Yes
Let's see you do it
Let's do it together
I was born to kiss you
Oh, there's--
Oh, God, there's--
There's something I have to tell you
There's nothing you could tell me that would change how l feeI about you
I'm engaged
We're supposed to be married in nine days
Oh, whoa! Except possibly that
Wait What?
- You're what? - He's a friend of yours
- What? - It's Dwayne
- Dwayne? - That's how I knew you were here
It was me on the phone from the airport
- I thought I'd never find you - I understand I know
It's okay
I gotta-- I gotta call him
No, that's not such a good idea
- Don't call him - I gotta call him
- Trust me - I gotta call him
- I gotta - Are you sure?
I've never been more sure of anything in my life
Wait
Oh, okay
- Want some more champagne? - Mm-mm
- Can I use the phone? - No, not really
Look
- I have a confession to make too - Yeah?
Yeah
- You can tell me - Are you sure?
Yeah We tound each other, didn't we?
So this is our destiny So you can tell me anything
Okay
Um, it's just that--
- The thing is, I'm not exactly-- - Yeah?
Only in the most literal sense...
I'm not Damon Bradley
- What? - My name's not Damon Bradley
- I just told you it was - What is it?
It's Peter Wright
Obviously you're very upset That's natural That's okay
I'm sorry!
Everything else is true! I'm from Boston I'm single
I love trees Mea culpa I lied about one little thing!
Your identity is one little thing?
- Get out of my way! - You said you'd understand
That was before I knew what it was!
- Come on - Open
Let's calm down, okay? Let's put this in perspective
Jesus!
I can't believe you're gonna let a few lefters of the alphabet keep us apart
lt is a detail
- Call me Damon it'll be a nickname - How could you do this to me?
Because I'm in love with you!
What kind of excuse is that?
Sociopaths
They find out what you want them to be then they act that way
But how could he know?
He only just met me
Men have ways That's all I know
Here
You know what my theory is? Men should all get team jerseys
On the front they can write "liars"
On the back, their name Their reaI one
Yeah
Look at me
I married a liar
Why? 'Cause I married a man
Here Throw these in
So you're saying you think I should call him, huh?
- It's your husband, no? - Yes
But he was having an affair
I don't think you understand He was sleeping with another woman
He was having sex with another woman
Sex
She was your best friend, eh?
- She wasn't my best friend - Your sister?
No, of course not
His first wife?
No one like that Nof a friend, relative or anything
Just some woman I don't know
I've never met her or anything
Hey, Marry! Wait up!
- You're going on the south side - I got it
Don't get up on that roof till it stops raining
Should let up any minute now
Oh, damn The phone
Larry's Rooting
Kate?
Is that you?
Kate, where are you?
Kate, are you all right?
Jesus!
Yes Could I get the long-distance operator again?
Forget it
Coming
- I just wanted-- Is she here? - No
- Oh, we've gotta talk - I was just on my way out
We can work this out Is she okay?
She's tine She went to get our airIine tickets home
Is this a genetic thing? Men say anything just to get laid?
Not tair A: I didn't get laid
B: The reality is, some metaphysical wires got crossed somewhere
I don't have the right name but I am the guy
I was there I know it PIease, do not let her go
She's going, and she's going to marry the podiatrist
- Podiatrist? That's deep - How could you lie to her like that?
It was an emergency I literally had to
It was the only way to stop her It I didn't, I'd never see her again
- A lie's a lie - PIease! Please?
Will you sit down for one second?
Thank you
I am not supposed to be in Rome
I'm supposed to be in Boston leading a really boring lite...
working my can off for my boss so he can spend half the day in the gym
But I'm here
He was not supposed to get measles
Measles at 43 years of age
But he did so they sent me--
a guy who's never been anywhere except maybe Mazatian...
for spring break
And someone gave me an Italian phrase book the week before I left
I was not supposed to be in the piazza that night...
but I was
I went to see a movie but in my opinion...
Woody Allen is not funny when it's dubbed in Italian
So I left and I was just wandering
And then someone bumped into me
And then I saw her I looked into her eyes and--
Wow, something happened that's never happened to me before
- Something so familiar - Mania?
Whatever She fell in love with me too, by the way
I said, "PIease, God, give me a sign some way of making sure...
this woman does not get into that cab and disappear from my life forever
She's the one"
And He did 'cause she told me the name
It wasn't my name but it was a start
It that's not destiny...
then I don't know anything
That's really romantic
- Is it a lie? - Come on!
It is a name, for Christ's sake This whoIe thing is ludicrous
You know she's out of her mind chasing some guy around
This guy, by the way could happen to be...
the biggest loser on the face of the Earth
He could be a grump, a jerk a pervert, a cynic...
some guy whose mind is intested with dark thoughts, a criminal
He could be...
truly sick
ReaIistically what are the odds...
that he's some extra-super double-terrific guy?
- Ten billion to one - Exactly!
Do I have an ally?
I have returned
Faith's friend, Peter Giovanni Hi
I thought we could see Roma today but if you are busy--
No! Faith's friend Let's go
Good
And my husband Larry he's a rooter
Roofing contractor, actually
I mean, thank you
Before that when he was younger, he painted
Not houses but pictures
Yeah But...
You can't raise a family on paintings
I guess you have to go back to work now, huh?
Oh, no it's siesta
Oh
You see, at home only the kids take naps in the afternoon
Adults go straight through
Me, I don't even lie down at all...
during the day
Yes in America you care for work
You live to work You stop for nothing
But in ltaly...
we care for tood for pleasure...
for love
- Biscuit? - Yes
It's crunchy
Mm, thank you
I was able to get us out on the first flight tomorrow morning
8:00 am
8:00 am?
- So soon? - The sooner the better
You were right about this whole thing from the beginning
Stupid Chasing a name
- I had to try - What about Peter?
- Peter? - Yeah
- Peter was a mistake - I don't know
Thought he was kinda fun, huh?
He was eccentric at best...
and not in a good way
- You mean, like your way? - Yeah
No Very funny
What?
You're crazy about him
I am not
You are too
I hate him
That's a strong response for someone you said you didn't even like
I hated what he did
Good, 'cause that's what I told him when he dropped off the flowers
You told him that I hated him?
Can't stand him, huh?
Hey, Katarina La bella Italia, she's waiting
- Let's go - I'll be right down
You better start packing Our cab's coming at the crack of dawn
He promised to take me on a tour of the fountains
But I'll stay
I'm not gonna go If you want me to stay, I'll stay
He knows I'm married I'll be back before dawn
The 16th century exalted the human figure
It was their way of gloritying the human spirit
But it's an ancient preoccupation
You see, the female body...
has always been the essence...
the mystery of human lite
So someday I'll visit you in Pittsburgh...
and you'll show me all her beauties, hmm?
Oh, Marcello
I'll need a taxi tomorrow morning at 6:30 to go to the airport
- Okay Thank you - Ah, Signorina faith
- Yes? - Peter Wright left messages for you
- He calls all the time - No phone calls for me
Thank you ow!
You stubbed your toe
I know I stubbed my toe
Well?
- Go away - Don't you think that's a sign?
- Oh! A sign - It's obvious
He's a foot doctor, pain is your body's way to tell you something's wrong
Your toe's trying to tell you not to marry Dwayne
My toe is telling me I've been hurt by a shoe salesman
- What about last night? - What about, you're a liar?
- What about "I was born to kiss you"? - What about--
Don't you have to work? Maybe you're not a shoe salesman
The truth is, you came here looking for something and you found it
It's right in back of you You're trightened
That's understandable I couldn't even sleep last night
Peter, stop
Last night was an illusion
You weren't who you said you were so I wasn't who I thought I was...
so neither of us were there
It wasn't real It didn't happen
I don't know you
Get to know me
- We're not supposed to be - Yes, we are
Don't throw your lite away on someone you don't love
Who says I don't love him?
Uh, all right
Go home and marry your podiatrist
I hope you'll be very happy together
Oh, I'm sorry
Oh, okay all right
Faith!
Wait, wait!
You can't go
- Why can't I go? - Because I found him
Stop the car
Whoa! I'm okay
I couldn't sleep last night For some reason, I was a wreck
So what did I do? I went to that restaurant, La Galeassi
You want me to take that for you? I had a chocolate gelato
I talked to the waiter asked him a couple of questions
Turns out-- I'll get it-- He knew the name of Damon's hotel
- You're kidding - No, it's right
I call the hotel They say, "No, he left yesterday"
But apparently he comes here every year and always follows the same route
He always goes from Rome down the coast...
to La Sirenuse Hotel in Positano
- Where's Positano? - Three hours south
- Did I do the right thing? - Great! We can call Giovanni
- What? It's perfect - He can drive us
- We can all go down together - It's really perfect
I did the right thing She won't say it
You did
You know what I think? Anything can happen here
Kate, look down there Magnifico
Oh, God
Oh is it over?
Where's the guy with the checkered flag?
Okay, faith Hold on
Oh, my God Faith, Joan Collins stayed here
Well, right now he's by the pool
He says he wears a gold medallion
- Want to check out the pool? - Mm-hmm
Let's go This way
Oh, look at this isn't this beautiful?
I hate men that wear jewelry
That's Damon Bradley?
Aren't you going to introduce yourself?
Of course
- Do you want me to do it? - No
Good luck
You're in my sun
Oh, I'm sorry
- I thought I-- - Damon!
I'll see you tomorrow Ciao
Ciao, Amanda
- Damon? - Uh-huh
- Damon Bradley? - That's me
Beautiful place
You know, it sure is
Yeah
Been here long?
Since yesterday
I just got here too
Nof yesterday Just now Just today
With my sister-in-law my brother's wife
Wife Yes
- I'm sure I'll see you around - Oh, I hope so
You know...
I was wondering
Do you have dinner plans?
Nof exactly
Would you be willing to have dinner with me?
Sure
Really?
Where?
There's a restaurant at the bottom of the steps
It's called Il Covo del Sara-something
It's great 8:30?
- Sounds good? - Covo del Something
I'll see you at 8:30 at the bottom--
- Watch your step You okay? - I'm sorry it's okay
- I'll see you there - What's your name?
Oh, faith
My name is faith
Smooth
Very smooth
Corvatch C-O-R-V-A-T-C-H
That's right Yeah
My wife used her card yesterday and I can't remember the amount
No, I can't wait for the statement That's why I'm calling you
All right Hey, Pete! Tell Roy to send up more shingles
Hey, Roy! He wants some more shingles!
Four hundred dollars from the La Sirenuse Hotel in Positano?
Where is Positano in Mexico?
Italy? My wife's in Italy?
What the hell's she doing in Italy? She's only been gone 48 hours
Huh? I'm sorry, ma'am Have a nice day then
My wite's in Italy
What the hell's she doing in Italy?
Who's in Italy?
Fellas, I gotta get out of here
You finish up this job here
Don't have too many beers at lunch
- Yeah, okay - Make sure you quit by 4:00
Whoa! All right I'm fine
Have you seen this sunset out here?
Larry would love these rooftops you know?
Did you see his eyes?
They were beautiful Brown, with little flecks of green
Wasn't he nice? He's really nice
How old do you think Giovanni is? No more than 40?
Come in!
The stars will be jealous of you tonight
You are a vision
Thanks You certainly know how to talk
By the way, I invite you all on your last evening in Italy
A friend of mine has a yacht You can see it from the balcony
I told him I would bring all my American friends tonight
So you must all come, hmm?
Yeah, we'd love that Faith, you in?
Okay Ciao Have tun
I'm sorry
In another lite or parallel universe we would have loved that Better?
- I have to get ready - Okay Sorry
Wait, wait Sorry
- Here - What is it?
You'll see
- Shoes! - Yeah
They're bone, a good color for a date with destiny
It should be-- Don't worry about those European sizes
It's pertect It should fit like a glove
- They do - Yeah?
Good
Could you hand me my dress? It's over on the window--
And my earrings? Those little moon ones?
Yeah
And could you get me my little ankle--
Thanks
Oh, you got the pictures back from the place
This one of us is great Did you see that picture that--
Oh, God
Oh, you look great
Thank you
I just-- I want to thank you for making all of this possible
Sure It's the least I could do
I just hope you find what you're looking for
Stop
Oh, Peter, stop
No matter what happens tonight I love you
- I have to go - Yeah
- It's pumpkin time - Mm-hmm
Oh!
Wow You look just like a goddess
You really do I mean, it's-- Whoa
A lot of steps
- Want some wine? - Yes
Do you have a good house red?
Cool
Now, I know you're gonna think this sounds crazy...
but I noticed you at the pool even before we spoke
I could sense a chemistry between us
- Really? - Truly
So...
you're probably wondering why I asked you to dinner
No, not really It happens all the time
Right
What looks good?
I think I'm gonna have the scampi
Oh, you like shrimp? I like shrimp
Get out of town Come on
Put her there
Do you believe in destiny?
It is written...
on the stars
My son Kyle is in the third grade He's really the smart one
My other son is very...
physical, I guess would be the term
You think I'm just one of those men...
who tries to seduce every woman he meets
Oh, I know that's what you are
Does it matter?
I've told you all about me
- I want to hear about you - All right
What kind of books do you like? What music do you listen to?
- I like action films - Uh-huh
I like Van Damme movies
I love martial art films
Really? You don't like opera?
I'm surprised to hear that
- Giovanni, I'm sorry - What?
You're very kind and gentle and I'll never forget you...
but I can't do this
I'm married
- That makes me uncomfortable - I'm sorry
- How 'bout that? - Come on Stop it
- Is this what you want? - I said stop!
- Okay - Stop it
- I'll kill you! - Uh-oh
- You crossed the line, you jerk! - You crossed the line
- You blew it from the get-go! - I did you a favor
I said to turn her off not molest her!
I was improvising Ow!
Are you not Damon Bradley?
No, I am not Damon Bradley
Look, I'm real-- Damn it!
I'm really sorry You're very sweet
- I'm sorry it went this tar - Shut up, Harry! You've done enough!
- You shut up - So you're probably really upset
- Just be a little bit rational - Rational!
Hit him!
- Let it out - Stop it!
Okay, what's with the bald guy, huh?
- Faith, I can explain! - Great
Okay, slow down
Oh, God
Oh, dear Oh, my
Faith, I was afraid of losing you!
Let's go
You are so ungratetul Do you know what kind of planning this took?
This was a major production I did it all for us!
Thank you very much I hope you're very happy!
I don't believe in anything anymore!
I don't believe in the moon or stars or the sun or destiny...
or magic or men!
Why won't you accept the fact that I'll do anything to keep us together?
You've outdone yourself!
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're nuts about me! We're made for each other!
Haven't they ever heard of escalators?
You didn't mean what you said about not believing in the stars and the moon?
- You? - I--
I can't
I can't now
I'm sorry for dragging you here
No, don't say you're sorry...
'cause this has been the best weekend of my entire lite
I guess sometimes life just doesn't turn out the way we imagined it
Look at the stars
They come out every night
To almost love a woman and then lose her
Enjoy the pain
It's like losing at roulette There's that sweet sting
Oh, Jesus, Harry
There's only one woman...
and she's gone
Are you all right?
- Yes - Can I get you something?
No, thank you
I just would like you to send this very quickly
Yes
I'm calling off my wedding
Sorry
I'll send it immediately
Thanks
Just go
I'm sorry
I wanna--
Come on Let's go
Larry? What are you doin' here?
What am I doin' here? What the hell are you doin' here?
You came all the way here just to ask me that?
No, I--
I came all the way here to tell you...
I love you and I...
miss you
I've been miserable without you, Katy
Oh, Larry, I've missed you too
You're gonna be okay?
I'm gonna be okay I want you guys to have a great time
- Did you call Mom? - Yeah
- Did you call Dwayne? - Yeah
What'd they say? What?
Everybody is worried about you you understand?
- I'm all right Thanks - You got everything?
Listen, what time is your flight?
- You got your passport? - Yeah
Your ticket?
I'm Damon Bradley
You're Damon Bradley?
I mean, off the Ouija board when we were kids
I made the whole thing up I was pushing the arrow
- I wanted to get to the next question - You made the whole thing up?
- Damon Bradley never existed? - He was a kid in little league
- He was a real jerk - What about the fortune teller?
- That tat gypsy woman? - Don't say that
I slipped her two bucks The whole thing was a joke
Larry, this is bad You have to tell faith
I am not going to tell faith She'll never speak to me again
- She called off her whole wedding - Because she's in love
Why would she call off her wedding it she was in love?
Because it's not Dwayne
What do you mean? Then who is she in love with?
- Spanish? - How'd you know that?
lt's very nice suede How much you pay for them?
8750, American
- Wow Could've done better - Better?
I'll give you a card
Passengers on TWA flight to New York...
prepare to board at gate number ten
Alitalia nonstop flight to Boston...
is now boarding at gate number 40
Mr. Damon Bradley, please come to the information desk
I'll be in touch
Excuse me
- I'm Damon Bradley - Oh, yes
- You have a message for me? - Yes, I have a message
Mademoiselle Plantard will meet you directly at your hotel in Geneva
Ah, thank you very much
Shall we?
I'm Peter This is faith
We're a bit strange She's been looking for you her whole lite
Basically
As a matter of fact she thinks she wants to marry you
Yeah Are you married?
- No - Oh, good Whew
- Do you have a good job? - Of course
- Who are you? - I'm sorry Peter, faith
We're just friends He's available
This is good
She thinks that you two are meant to be
- Oh, really? - Yeah
The only problem is me because I'm in love with her
I love her more than she'll ever know
But--
You're a lucky man You've got the right name
Good-bye, faith
I hope you work it out
Hope we work what out?
What's going on?
He loves me
I can see that
The question is: Do you love him?
What?
I said, the question is: Do you love him?
What?
Do you love him?
- Last call for boarding - I do
I do
Good
I have a plane to Geneva to catch...
and you have a plane to catch
Is this the flight to Boston? I have to get on that flight
- The flight is closed - Excuse me?
You don't understand The man I love is on that plane
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure!
Please, can you help me? You understand
Don't you?
Do you got a ticket? This is to New York
Okay
Oh, my God!
Thank you!
Good luck!